Getting A Haircut With An Axe

Sure, put an axe to my head and cut my hair with it! WHAT?!?! I guess this is a 'thing' now-I've never been trendy, so I think I'll let this one slide right on by. If they screw up with a clipper, or some scissors, you get nicked. If they blow with the axe, you might lose part of your scalp. No thank you. 

OR, if you're in a pinch and need a shave after a day of lumberjacking, you can do this...

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